So, this horse is watching MTV and sees a guy playing guitar all wiggly-widdly-widdly-wiggly.

And the horse is just into it and says "Man, I gotta learn to do that!!

So he calls up the music teacher and is like "Hey man!!! I saw this guy playing guitar and I really need to learn to play guitar now, but there's one problem... Imma horse.."

Music Teacher says "No problem! Come in... I'll teach you to play guitar!!" So he brings him in, teaches him.

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Hey y'all, as I'm working on making the buffer of updates for various stories, both current and upcoming, I've hit something of a dilemma regarding how to properly categorize one. I generally like to give content warnings if what I write in a teen or mature story is Especially Fucked Up and the sort, particularly if the rest of the story doesn't contain those kinds of real-life fucked up-ery elements and is more traditional fantasy world content. However, with one particular story I'm working

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It has been known to me for some time that my followers are into weird, artsy things. My weird horse poetry filled with colored text and psychological distress have caught the attention of a fair amount of y'all. Autophobia is definitely the most guilty of the stories of this type, and I think it's only fair to say that y'all have been pretty hooked on them when I put them out. So, for the portion of my followers that enjoy that, there's a story I'm sure y'all will enjoy if you're into

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Hi guys! I had a question for some of y'all. I've been teasing that true crime-y/NSFW gore story project for a while. It's currently 7/11 chapters into it's first act. I have the eighth on the backburner while I work on Enemy of Mine first, of course. I don't normally do research on stories or for their content beyond "How can I make a pun out of this?" and "How does this thing work?" because I generally do not need to. Fantasy story research doesn't generally fall in the realm of

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